Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
2006-11-08 02:59:37 · 13 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great stuff, keep 'em' comin
2006-11-08 03:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They should maybe stick together and climb a tree to escape the bear. Or they could climb trees alone. It depends on how good of friends they are.
2006-11-08 11:02:06 · answer #2 · answered by Bear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear oh dear. Ten jokes like this in half an hour is too much even for a white MAN !
2006-11-08 11:34:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thatz pretty funny, hes like gunna feed him to the bear or try to right?? well if so hahahaha
Bye
2006-11-08 11:02:21 · answer #4 · answered by Bologna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
Great as always!
2006-11-08 11:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
see i would never do that to a friend... expecially if i concidered them to be my friend. Thats just wrong!!
2006-11-08 11:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by Someonetolove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
who need enemies if you have friends like those
2006-11-08 11:02:58 · answer #7 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 11:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one too. COME ON!!!!! IF ONLY TO RUB MY NOSE IN THE MUDDY DUST, U HAVE TO BLOODY cOME UP WITH A JOKE I HAVE NOT HEARD!!!!!!!
2006-11-08 11:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by grl with issues 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes not bad that one
2006-11-08 11:02:04 · answer #10 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋