A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
2006-11-08 02:55:16 · 12 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent - never saw the punchline coming.
2006-11-08 03:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's such a shame you know - you spend so much time copying old jokes out of books for us as though we'd never heard them before, and by the time we've waded through them all we've lost the will to live
2006-11-08 03:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I SIMPLY LOVED IT ......totally rocking and supreme AWESOME!!!!
Send us more jokes like these, plz. ANYWAYS IM GIVING IT A 10/10.
CUZ IT MADE ME FALL TO THE GROUND LAUGHING
2006-11-08 02:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nowt wrong wi that lass as we sey roond heer!!!!!!
2006-11-08 09:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1!
2006-11-08 03:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i want to meet that lady lmao
2006-11-08 02:57:44 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-08 03:38:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one that made me smile in work so must have been good!
2006-11-08 03:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by ligsy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-11-08 03:10:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh dear oh deary me
2006-11-08 03:00:11 · answer #10 · answered by Carol B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋