Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast."
2006-11-08 02:48:03 · 10 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao thats hilarious
2006-11-08 02:56:44 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, what is the question?
I guess , If I understand this correctly, the mother obviously has said the f-u word before, since children learn what they are taught at home. Plus, instead of trying to explain to them what they are doing wrong , she just whacks the heck out of them and not only are they learning bad words but also learning that violence is ok.
Peace.
2006-11-08 10:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by wonderwoman 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol that was pretty funny, it tells you that they are learnin the wrong things from someone and then gettin punished for it!!!
2006-11-08 10:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by Bologna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drole...sorry!
2006-11-08 10:50:34 · answer #4 · answered by spackler 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yea...i agree with TULSI M or whoevr.
tht joke is oooooooold. its older than me.
but i'm only like....less than 24! AHHAHAHAAA U THOUGHT I WAS GONNA TELL U MINE AGE
well i'm paranoid
not tht anyone would WANNA knw my age.
O.O
^_^
laters
no offense, kk?
2006-11-08 10:57:12 · answer #5 · answered by grl with issues 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well hey there just telling you that your jokes arent funny i mean your wasting your time writing all these worthless jokes that arent even funny.......ilts like get a real job...
2006-11-08 11:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by beechams 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-08 11:52:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2006-11-08 10:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fun-ny!
can't help it to laugh.
2006-11-08 10:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by cass 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one ....
2006-11-08 10:55:05 · answer #10 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋