Never lie to Kids
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach.
Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his
private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird."
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in
hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't k! now. I was at the beach and I
fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the
beach to find any witnesses. When they get there, they see the little girl the
man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the
man.
She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he
Was sleeping, I
played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I
broke itsneck,
burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs.
2006-11-08 02:44:08 · 22 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolute cracker, best for a while on here.
2006-11-08 10:01:17 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A boy have been given 3 desires from a genie. while the genie asked for his first prefer, the boy reported "i prefer to have a bath with my mommy!" So the genie granted his first prefer. interior the bathe together with his mom, the little boy observed something and reported "Oh mommy look at that bush down there!" After the bathe, the genie asked the boy for his 2d prefer. The boy needed to have a bath together with his father now. during the bathe, the little boy as quickly as returned observed something down there, even though it grew to become into diverse. as quickly as returned the boy asked "Daddy, whats that fat snake doing down there?" finally, for his third and extremely final prefer, the boy needed to have a bath with the two his mom and his father. The little boy unexpectedly screamed out "look mommy, daddy!!! The snake is going interior the bush!!" Do you get it ;D do no longer question me why the boy asked to have a bath... its fairly weird and wonderful to me too LOL
2016-10-03 10:12:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is really funny i agree never lie to little kids, older kids know what you are trying to hide. guys no lil lies about your private parts k or this might happen to you
2006-11-08 03:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha ahaha a ahaaa
2006-11-08 03:46:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That will teach him to be naked in a public place!
2006-11-08 04:19:51 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I SIMPLY LOVED IT ......totally rocking and supreme AWESOME!!!!
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2006-11-08 02:48:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but a bit predictable
2006-11-08 03:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by wendy k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 03:53:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny
2006-11-08 02:48:44 · answer #9 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got smashed eggs and still alive!!!!
2006-11-08 02:56:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋