2006-11-08 02:36:54 · 12 answers · asked by Richard C 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
say" hi my names bond " they will say "dont tell me james" you reply"no its uni im here to fill your crack"
2006-11-08 02:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by rod2k5 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There this party line in baltimore, its called the baltimore donut or baltimore raven, and its so funny becuz ppl just talk in the rooms all together all at once. You could also go to the personals on there, and thats actually where i met my bf of 2 yrs almost. Yes,we met on the chatline *puts head down*
2006-11-08 02:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by yagurlbubblez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mate uses this one all the time, one because it works 2 because it cost him a few quid.
He will tell a girl I've been waiting for you all my life, and that's why he had your name tattooed on my ****. 9 times out of 10 the girl will ask to see the tattoo eventually, so he shows her his butt cheek with YOUR NAME tattooed on it, breaks the ice every time you cant go far wrong once you've got them laughing.
2006-11-08 05:53:56 · answer #3 · answered by Rod T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not particularly funny but a girl I'd been chatting to in bar asked what I was doing when the bar closed?
I said I'd be coming back to her house.
Back to her house we went.
2006-11-08 02:43:31 · answer #4 · answered by RRM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One i used once...lol..."a thousand painters, working for a thousand days couldn't paint a face as beautiful as yours"...yeah corny i knw...but damn did it work;)...still going strong now over 6 months with the girl lol....
2006-11-08 04:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by chris c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To a guy i saw on day and i went up to him and said.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like that handsome guy in the movie kick it like beckham? Cause you know what your even hotter...wanna go out sometime? like to a movie or something?
and he said "Yes, i would LOVE to!!!!"
2006-11-08 02:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by Bob the Cat.™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At Wonderland in the water park a hot guy was standing beside me and he said the water was freezing I said it's sooo cold my *** is freezing...wanna help warm it up????
it worked!!!
2006-11-08 02:44:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't use this one myself, but a friend did and it actually worked... "alright babe - nice shoes......... fancy a **ck?". Have tried it myself on several occasions, but just end up with a fist in my face.
2006-11-08 02:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by Charlie Brigante 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me ?
2006-11-08 02:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by Triathlete88 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi the name is Bond.......Unibond i'm here to fill your crack.
The filthy little minx loved it.
2006-11-08 02:43:40 · answer #10 · answered by KIPPAX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Business, always
2006-11-08 02:41:59 · answer #11 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋