One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "*****" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does b*tch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my tiyties" and the man said "feel my d*ck". Their son walked in and asked "What does tiyties and d*ck mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "****" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using. Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "****" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey. Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you b*tches and bastards, put your d*cks and tiyties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the sh*t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the turkey!
2006-11-08 02:01:21 · 14 answers · asked by nuri b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-11-08 02:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that's a kid for you! This is why you shouldn't swear in front of the kids but also why you should never lie about what it means. Just say "it's a bad word and I shouldn't have said it and it's not for you to repeat."
2006-11-08 14:09:40 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is why
#1. u don't curse in front of kids
#2. u lock ur bedroom door
#3. u don't let cousins marry and have kids
2006-11-08 10:11:16 · answer #3 · answered by Darsh(Say it like u mean it) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I remember reading that once, thats a pretty good joke.
2006-11-08 10:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by BloodyCarrion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute,lol.sounds alot like something i would have said as a kid!
2006-11-08 10:15:57 · answer #5 · answered by roosmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i simply love this awesome(CALL IT SUPREME AWESOME) joke!!!
WOWEE>>!!!
its totally rocking man!
keep sending 'em!
LOL!!!
LMAO!!!
I will share this kinda joke with everyone I know>>>.somehow!!
ïïïtwo thumbs up!!!
Its hilarious!!
2006-11-08 10:44:10 · answer #6 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop the kid learning he is learning much more
2006-11-08 10:35:26 · answer #7 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-11-08 10:59:18 · answer #8 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-08 10:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg
funny
2006-11-08 10:18:15 · answer #10 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAKES ME LAUGH KUDOS TO U =)
2006-11-08 10:13:30 · answer #11 · answered by bsktballa4413 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋