what's the best and worst pick up line you've ever heard?

Answer 1

There are so many bad pick up lines, I don't know which is the worst. Any of the over used ones come to mind, they are so cheesy and unoriginal.

But the best one I've ever heard was one that made me laugh so hard, my eyes teared.
"I've to be honest with you, I've got a little penis. But I've got a 6 inch tongue to make up for it."

And he proved the tongue part, but the penis part wasn't true. He's now my husband of 8 years and counting.

Answer 2

Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

not exctly a pick up line but hey its a good one:
Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night

hmm...I seem to have forgoten my phone number can i have yours

i saw u from acrost the room and thought i had a chance, but now that im all the way over here i can tell that ur to beautiful for me

once apon a time there was a beautiful prince, then he met a beautiful girl, then she turned him down so go ahead and get it over with bc i no im done for

Answer 3

Worst- Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten I see! .....that is one of the worst I've ever heard.

Best- I lost my phone number, can I have yours?....hahaha that one just makes me laugh!!

Answer 4

I'd like to be the sort of friend that
you have been to me;
I'd like to be the help that
you've been always glad to be;

I'd like to mean as much to you
each minute of the day
As you have meant, old friend of mine,
to me along the way.

I'd like to do the big things and
the splendid things for you,
To brush the gray from out your skies
and leave them only blue;

I'd like to say the kindly things that
I so oft have heard,
And feel that I could rouse your soul
the way that mine you've stirred.

I'd like to give you back the joy
that you have given me,
Yet that were wishing you a need
I hope will never be;

I'd like to make you feel as rich as I,
who travel on
Undaunted in the darkest hours with you to
lean upon.

I'm wishing at this time that I
could but repay
A portion of the gladness that
you've strewn along my way;

And could I have one wish this year,
this only would it be:
I'd like to be the sort of friend
that you have been to me.

Answer 5

worst: can i whisper something in your mouth!
your head must hurt coz you fel al the way from heaven.
best: is this pick up line working?
im flirting with you, is it working?

who uses pick up lines any way?! its so lame!

Answer 6

I'm the best thing that is gonna happen to you tonight, should we leave now or would you like to finish your drink? (both best and worse as I have seen it work and get the guy slapped)

Answer 7

Damm! heaven must be missing an Angel.

Answer 8

worst:

1.) Hey nice clothes, (thanx) but you know they would look better on my bedroom floor!

2.) (guy) - did it hurt
(girl) - what
(guy)- did it hurt when you fell from heaven

Best- i haven't come across any!

Answer 9

Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think it's over there by that cheap motel.

Answer 10

you know what i am gonna give you the honor of rejecting me so go ahead turn me down