Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice hot story!
Oh Sam please don't touch me at all.!
Oh Sam please don't touch me at.!
Oh Sam please don't touch.!
Oh Sam please dont.!
Oh Sam please.!
Oh Sam.!
Ohhh..!
EVER WONDER WHAT ALL THOSE ADVERTISING TERMS REALLY MEAN?
NEW - Different color from previous design.
ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.
EXCLUSIVE - Imported product.
UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.
IT'S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.
FIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit.
FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does.
REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.
DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had a big argument with distributor.
BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a use for it.
2006-11-08 01:04:19 · 25 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha
2006-11-11 00:05:19 · answer #1 · answered by s.p. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 11:34:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply Superb and haven't got slightest hitch to say that they were all thought provoking, Funny and Excellent ! I liked them !!! Kudos !
2006-11-08 04:02:12 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very thought provoking & funny. DIRECT SALES ONLY is so true.
2006-11-08 16:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Did you come out these jokes by yourself?
2006-11-08 01:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope but you got me wondering now.
2006-11-08 01:06:23 · answer #6 · answered by jeanjean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. (Thinking about all the ads I've seen).
2006-11-08 06:11:25 · answer #7 · answered by Amar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.is it ur own?
if so ur having much creative knowledge express it in all fields fpr ur sucess
2006-11-08 01:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by swathi s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some good some not so good
but you have your points, you should write more of these
2006-11-08 01:20:56 · answer #9 · answered by bkbarile 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was really funny and the second was very informative. Thanks for both.
2006-11-12 15:59:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋