The Pope has to go for a visit and calls his chauffeur. The chauffeur pulls up with a brand new limo. The Pope beeing in a very jolly mood asks the lad if HE could drive the limo.
Its impossible your Holiness i would loose my job, answers the chauffeur.
Dont worry with me you will have no problems answers the Pope.
The Pope then starts the car and after a few minutes starts driving at an incredible speed and of course is spotted by the police who starts a pursuit to stop the car.
The police officer comes near the car and spots the Pope.... he immediately calls his boss.
Chief, i just stopped a car that was driving at 115 miles an hour.
And? answers the boss... just fine him !
I cant boss we would have problems he is so famous.
Who is it ? Tony Blair ?
No chief ...More important !
Someone from the royal family ?
No chief..... much more important !
Oh come on! says the "chief" who is it ?
Chief..... I think its GOD because he has the pope as chauffeur!
2006-11-08 00:41:23 · 16 answers · asked by talkingformydog 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sweet. Nice joke for Church
2006-11-08 01:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by BloodyCarrion 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Roman Catholic Church or Catholic Church is the Christian Church in full communion with the Bishop of Rome, currently Pope Benedict XVI. It traces its origins to the original Christian community founded by Jesus, with its traditions first established by the Twelve Apostles and maintained through unbroken Apostolic Succession.
The Church traces its institution to Jesus and the Twelve Apostles, in particular Saint Peter, the leader of the Apostles, who is regarded as the first Pope. The first known use of the term "Catholic Church" was in a letter by Ignatius of Antioch in 107, who wrote: "Where the bishop appears, there let the people be, just as where Jesus Christ is, there is the Catholic Church."
Central to the doctrines of the Catholic Church is Apostolic Succession, the belief that the bishops are the spiritual successors of the original twelve apostles, through the historically unbroken chain of consecration . The New Testament contains warnings against teachings considered to be only masquerading as Christianity, and shows how reference was made to the leaders of the Church to decide what was true doctrine. The Catholic Church teaches that it is the continuation of those who remained faithful to the apostolic and episcopal leadership and rejected false teachings.
2006-11-08 07:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that one before, very funny. You must be from Great Britain, cuz in the US, the guy asks if it's the govenor, or the president.
2006-11-08 02:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by musicgirl31♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still a classic
2006-11-08 00:54:53 · answer #4 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL a classic joke
2006-11-08 00:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, I really enjoyed this joke
2006-11-08 01:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a good one
2006-11-08 00:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by kizzyrbb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah
2006-11-08 01:14:05 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-11-08 00:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by Froggie! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY good! made me LMAO
thanks!!!
2006-11-08 00:45:28 · answer #10 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋