How do you shhitt through the eye of a needle ?

Answer 1

By not sitting (shitting) on the sharp end.

Answer 2

Look for any kind of food in the house which may already have evolved a conscience, ie fruit or bread or meat that has grown a beard and started to crawl towards freedom. Then lightly cook it into an omelette with still runny eggs in it, and you have a recipe for endless hours on the toilet until your legs go to sleep with the thrown in benefit of projectile vomiting... Have fun, see you down the emergency unit...

Answer 3

Go to a backstreet pub that never cleans its pipes, have ten pints, on ya way back have a vindaloo from the dirtiest lookin indians you can find, then in the morning position the needle correctly and its guaranteed

Answer 4

On pins.

A micro-funnel.

When quantum physics gets up your butt.

Using a transporter on the Enterprise.

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Answer 5

Find a huge needle and position ya'self precisely ...

Answer 6

Get really bad diarrhea sometime you'll see. You'll also be able to s h i t through a screen door.

Answer 7

by having a gastric bug like i had last week, i couldnt be bothered to hold a friggin needle under my bum while i shat water though.

Answer 8

Thats a really funny question! My family uses that saying a lot! Are you obsessed with farting and poo! Perhaps the answers in your name Guffer!

Answer 9

with a very good aim or by eating something v.bad 4 you

Answer 10

Try a very hot vindaloo mate, you'll soon see!