I say just 3. 1st was that .. having a bowl of curd in his hand and somebody asks him time... ofcourse he says the real time .. 12 oclock... 2nd was .. he was going to ofiice and forgot spects, watch and hankie.. remember ? asks his wife from downstairs to throw spects .. then the watch.. both broken and then stops her to throw the handkerchief.. 3rd was when santa and banta were playing chess.... !!!!! ONLY 3... ALL OTHER ARE NOT JOKES... BUT, REAL STORIES !!!! LOL !!!!.....
2006-11-08 00:11:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-08 00:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is very lively and lovely to look at the fun side of life from an intellectual point of view as long the jokes are not meant to be at any ones cost. As usual you done a good job. Just a modest addition ..... For construction of under water railway communication through the English channel contracts were sought from a lot of developed and industrial countries and all came up with almost the same long time frame and large expenses. The time was the major factor and not the money. The traditional Mistrees from India came to know about the project and said they would be able to finish it in half the time but at double the expense. That created a real excitement in the management and they asked for the plans. It is was proposed that team A will start digging the under water tunnel from England and team B will start the under water tunnel from France and will meet in the center. That sounded quite hilarious. However a wise guy asked the project chief engineers that what would happen if team A fails to meet team B and both pass along each other. The project chief engineers spontaneously exclaimed don't worry, you will buy one and get one free!
2016-05-21 21:44:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually all those things happen to the hindus. but since in india u can't say ' there was once a hindu' so the sardars end up being the scapegoats. those who have any doubts go visit india. i was there and i didn't see any sikh beggars or sikh rickshaw pullers, all were hindus. the thing is that it is the some hindus that are stupid enuff to believe that these jokes are true. if the sikhs were really that stupid punjab should have been the most backward state but guess what it is one of the best states in india. so suck on it u sikh haters.
As i see it , it is not the first time the people of india have used ridicule to lower the self esteem of people whom they want to subjugate.
2006-11-09 16:09:14 · answer #3 · answered by curious2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frm 1857 to 1947 121 freedom fighters were hanged by britishers,out of which 93 were sikhs, 2600 were sent to Andaman, out of which 2350 were Sikhs, 66 were blown byshells,all 66 were Sikhs,Property of 2500 freedom fighters were confiscatedout of which 2300 were of Sikhs. Still stupid people laugh on Sikhs. Mebbe they r jealous of not being one. Sikhism means respect! & as far as the jokes go they still r making u laugh.Apne pe hasna sabke bas ki baat nahi. & if u wanna know the history of this 12 baje mail me or chk on net.this was also done t oprotect u Hindus frm Muslims in that era.
Moreover Sikhs are big hearted.How man temples or mosques have so much gold?how many give free food(langar) to needy people?U urself know the ans.there r so many things.But I think this is enough.U wil ustand by this & if u dont then also no point in explaing to a person with closed brain!
2006-11-09 05:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by sweetgirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great yaar nikhil
i know first 2 jokes
but not getting the third one
any way i just love santa banta jokes
wanna listen some jokes .............
if yes
have fun
santa reads a poster outside a police station "wanted for rape n murder cases" . He goes in n says, " sir i want to apply for the job on the poster :)
the other one.................
After seeing a village , a touristasks his guide , Santa singh , "Any great man born in this place ?" Santa replied " no sir , only small babies "
have a nice time
2006-11-08 00:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's all like blonde jokes, irish jokes etc none of them are from real life just joks (no i am not a sardar)
2006-11-08 00:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
countless, in my opinion santa banta jokes are real life stories narrated in a humurous way
2006-11-08 00:18:24 · answer #7 · answered by sheikaella 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
as much as the sardars in the world.
(sorry sardar ji)
2006-11-08 23:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by vinisha v 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this 2 jokes was realy so good.
2006-11-08 22:08:43 · answer #9 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
999999999999 and still counting
2006-11-08 02:27:35 · answer #10 · answered by bestof me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋