richard,peter and john have a big mistake to there Cheftale Captain, for there penalty. the captain tell them to get ten fruits same kind.
first to came back is john brought ten oranges, captain said put it to your a** if you cried in pain or laugh, you will be killed. First orange john cried in pain.
Second to came is Peter brought 10 grapes, same as the captain said, the 10 grapes Peter to put in his a** he laugh.
At the heaven John and Peter met, John asked Peter why he laugh, and it is already the last grapes to put in your As*.
Peter answered:it is beacause i see Richard coming with 10 jackfruits..
2006-11-07 23:29:13 · 4 answers · asked by candy m 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think a jackfruit might be another name for a pinapple. But don't quote me on that.
2006-11-07 23:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by tammi_alley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jackfruits and pineapples are very different fruits!
i've heard a few other versions of this too. : )
2006-11-08 07:49:21 · answer #2 · answered by Neo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could have chosen many other names especially from US as the current elections is on
2006-11-08 08:03:38 · answer #3 · answered by david j 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'v heard another version of this joke before.
2006-11-08 07:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by g Myzo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋