One Saturday morning, John got up early, put on his thermal underwear and get dressed very quietly. He made him some lunch, grabbed his golf clubs from the spare room, and then went to the garage, he put his golf clubs in the trunk, and drove out the driveway.
Driving out of the garage, rain was pouring down; it was like a torrential down pour. There was hail mixed in with the rain, and the wind was blowing at 70 kph. Minutes later, He returned to the garage. Went back into the house, and turned the TV on to the weather channel.
He discover it's going to be bad weather all day long. I took the clubs back out of the boot, returned them to the spare room, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.
He cuddled up nest to his wife's back, now with a different type of activity on his mind, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replied,
"I know!.......... Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in this ****."
2006-11-07 22:48:41 · 22 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2006-11-07 22:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weeeellll there is a suprise twist of events rofl.
Just a note, guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early do.
2006-11-07 23:12:22 · answer #2 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol heard it b4 but still funny
2006-11-07 22:55:48 · answer #3 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sincere wife out there
2006-11-07 22:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooooops indeed
2006-11-08 01:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked that one!
2006-11-11 20:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Mermaid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you spend your whole life thinking about how much you hate men?
2006-11-07 23:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by bluenose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PML, wot a way to get caught!
2006-11-08 00:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, good one!
2006-11-07 22:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by emma v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
na
2006-11-07 23:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2006-11-07 23:18:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋