if anyone has a math joke to share, please submit it to me. it is okay if it is not that funny, as long as it is a MATH joke. just don't submit the "why is six afraid of 7" or "why is 10 afraid of 9" joke ok?... thanks...
2006-11-07 22:40:46 · 4 answers · asked by four_eyed_ninja 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There were two mathematicians in a restaurant one day. Oneof them was kind of an arrogant, and the other was humble. The arrogant one said :Look, it is just well known that most people don't reach the highschool level of maths, its too advanced for them"
The pother one said "I disagree, I think this knowledge is accessible to everybody, and i'll prove it. The next waiter to serve us, i'll ask them a high-school standard question, and you'll see they will get the right answer."
However, being a smart man, he excused himself to go to the toilet. On his way there he stopped a waitress and said to her "look, my friend and I have a bet going, I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to say only " x-squared", and i'll leave you a nice tip".
With that the man went back to sit down. The waitress came over,and the man said "Look darling, I have a question for you. Can you tell me what the integral of 2x is?"
The girl responded "of course, it's x-squared"
Then while the two men were arguingm she walked away and siad under her breath "Plus a constanat"
2006-11-08 03:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These two are not math jokes, but they are funny to me.
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
â« I believe I can die, â«
â« I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, â«
â« All I wanted was a popsicle, â«
â« Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . â«
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-11-09 16:24:30 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"said father
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the heck. is the difference?"said father
"That's exactly what I said!"
2006-11-07 22:46:55 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't".
2006-11-07 22:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋