This guy was very keen on doing Ph.D.He and was in search of a subject on which no one did any research before! As he was thinking over it, he found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He decided instantly to do a research on the roach.
He picked the cockroach and put it in the centreof the table and said "Run".
The cockroach ran.
He pulled out one leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said "Run".
The cockroach ran.
He pulled one more leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said "Run".
The cockroach ran.
This way the cockroach tried to run even when it had just one leg.
He pulled last leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said "Run".
The cockroach could not!
He was satisfied with his study and started writing his thesis
"WHEN YOU PULL OUT ALL THE LEGS OF A COCKROACH, IT CANNOT HEAR ANYMORE".
2006-11-07 21:28:45 · 30 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.......you deserve a Phd, not for that research, but for the jokes, you give.......very funny invention........LOL
2006-11-09 01:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats up Pd, the two jokes are good... Heres one million for u: An Englishman and a chinese language are the two in a graveyard, the tommy places a gaggle of plant existence on his relative's grave, then he sees the chinese language place a bowl of rice on the grave of his relative...Amused, the tommy asks: "So while will your relative come around to consume that rice"? The chinese language replies, " with reference to the comparable time while yours comprises sniff those plant existence" !!
2016-10-03 10:04:50 · answer #2 · answered by schugmann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like always a gentleman PD
2006-11-07 21:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...I have heard of that one before. It even came out in a Tamil movie. Hahaha!
2006-11-07 21:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That guy wasn't as smart as he thought he was, now was he. That roach didn't want his wings pulled off. ( yes some roaches have wings.)
2006-11-12 16:06:09 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill give u a 7/10.
good one jun15
2006-11-07 21:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by Ghjjf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ph.d = Permenant Head Damage. Now i see why..
2006-11-07 21:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by misseighteen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm. good again, but there is an "h" missing in yr id too.
2006-11-08 00:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was cute and so like a man
2006-11-07 23:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, i never thought of it this way :p
i like it.. very funny
2006-11-07 21:31:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋