Miss Bea, the church ORGANIST, was in her eighties and had never been married she was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One day Pastor visited her home and she invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing the ORGAN kept in the sitting room, the young Pastor noticed a glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, a condom! Imagine his shock, and curiosity surprise!! When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to talk. The Pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and the floating condom, but finally he could resist no longer.
"Miss Bea," he said, pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
"Oh yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last year and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to open and put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know....I haven't had a cold all winter!"
2006-11-07 20:42:36 · 20 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh P D
I am LMAO for real thumbs up
2006-11-07 20:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two hindus boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take off a fat little pakistani guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the hindus. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the hindu in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a coke.""No problem," said the pakistani. "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, the hindu picked up the pakistani's shoe and spat in it.When the pakistani returned with the coke, the other hindu said, "That looks good. I think I'll have one too." Again, the pakistani obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the other hindu picked up the other shoe and spat in it.
The pakistani returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.As the plane was landing the pakistani slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened."How long must this go on?" he asked. "This enmity between our peoples..... this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"
2006-11-10 01:26:39 · answer #2 · answered by curious2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I posted this joke about a month ago....nice 2 see its still alive! Glad u liked it so much u had 2 repost it!
2006-11-13 14:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a wkd joke cheers 4 that 1.
2006-11-08 07:08:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one .heard this one a man after his confession was councelled by the father to preserve his seeds and not waste them by pleasing himself so after 3 yrs he came back to the priest and asked what should he do with the bareel of seeds he had preserved.?????
2006-11-08 04:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by rattan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.......this is your day.......I was outside for 2 days without pc and lo, you filled the space with in one day......thanks for the good jokes, it made my evening a joyful one, after a tired day at the work place.......LOL
2006-11-09 09:26:12 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, I like it. I have a friend to share this joke with. He is always telling jokes like this so I can tell him one in return. Have a great day.
2006-11-08 04:47:11 · answer #7 · answered by Just Bein' Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you follow that?
2006-11-08 04:58:18 · answer #8 · answered by vinisha v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-09 11:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by sylviacutie06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was damn hillarious. Great one.
2006-11-08 05:47:26 · answer #10 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋