2006-11-07 20:09:03 · 4 answers · asked by David 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
When I Was 18 I Went Jogging Nude Every Day For 2 Weeks At Night
2006-11-08 18:37:52 · update #1
peed in a few parkinglots in my old drinking days
2006-11-07 20:38:06 · answer #1 · answered by JoAnne H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I flashed Dunkin Doughnuts a couple times. The first time was the best. I ran in like a maniac with my hair on fire, dropped my pants and shook it all around. I had a friend go inside beforehand and he got the whole thing on tape. It was brilliant. The man behind the counter was holding a big tray of doughnuts and when he retracted his hands in shock, he dropped the entire tray on the floor. Yea! The second time it didn't go over so well. I ran in and said "I'm Baaa-aaack!" and this old woman pointed down there and laughed. What? It was cold, damn it!
My friend who videotaped me has since tried to extort money out of me saying he will go public with the tape and ruin my good name. Needless to say he is not my friend anymore. He wants $50,000.00 although he knows I don't have it. "Go ahead," I told him. "I'm well endowed. Maybe it will get me some dates."
Great question. Thanks. I'd been dying to tell the world about that.
2006-11-08 13:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by Bert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid drunk things like skipping with friends and singing on the streets, not very crazy really. I prefer not to draw too much attention to myself, otherwise they might know what I'm really up to......
2006-11-08 04:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carrying a pregnant swine on my shoulders, duh!
2006-11-08 05:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by A B B A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋