A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon in his shop who was standing off to the side,waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind them, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money. when you and me is doing basically the same work?"
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic "Try to do it when the engine is running."
2006-11-07 19:51:14 · 28 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice joke.but there is a repartee also.
The same doctor approached the very same mechanic to get his car repaired.
Repairing done ,the mechanic charged exorbitanatly.Doctor exclaimed - How come? even we doctors don,t charge so much for operation.?
The mechanic replied: It's easy for you. You work on the same model! don't you?
2006-11-13 00:26:28 · answer #1 · answered by tenderboy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Car Mechanic Jokes
2016-11-04 06:49:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 /10
2006-11-07 20:36:12 · answer #3 · answered by Pancham 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent !!! With no spare parts available freely around, in case if any one is not fitting properly ! Neat and Clean joke, presented with great intelligence !! Full Marks, 10/10 !!
2006-11-07 19:56:17 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are definitely very brilliant.
one suggestion; you should ask your riddle and wait for at least half an hour for the answers and then only divulge your answer, so it will give us folks time to figure out something by then. maybe new answers could crop up then. lol.
2006-11-07 20:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by wow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, good answer and question. You should get 20 extra points.
2006-11-07 19:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by Madinahbi Binti Abdul Hamid AHM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO again PD very good at this
2006-11-07 21:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tht was brilliant, thanx
2006-11-09 16:18:27 · answer #8 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!! not only the doc can do when engine is running but also not to put new parts.LOL.
2006-11-07 20:28:02 · answer #9 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good answer.
2006-11-07 21:54:34 · answer #10 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋