2006-11-07 19:24:29 · 23 answers · asked by Socratic Pig 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Didn't the greek gods get drunk on wine and have fights and sleep with mortals and such?
2006-11-07 19:47:32 · update #1
How dare you mock our Lord God! Have you no respect! Saying these kinds of things CAN and WILL get you a one way ticket to hell!!! It seems as though you are a typical JACK-ASSS! I will tell you that the only right thing to do is to repent your sins to God and ask for forgiveness.
2006-11-07 20:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Platypus
Pee Wee Herman
urrent Pres Bush
2006-11-08 03:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by kveldulfgondlir 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh plz...God doesnt even need wine to be happy or watever. Also, he's GOD...can't he make himself impervious to drunkenness? He can do anything, right? I think it would be a serious weakness, an IMPERFECTION, if he could get drunk, b/c then Satan would use it to his advantage.
But to answer ur question: if God really did get drunk, we'd all be screwed. Nothing would work out right. Satan would take over. But personally, I believe that we all run on auto-pilot anyway and that God only helps us out once in a while.
2006-11-08 03:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Nobody understands God's digestive system and what He feeds on so His doing remains as they are and He is ever sober.
2006-11-08 03:43:24 · answer #4 · answered by Rozzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would create two sexes and watch the thousand year comedy
2006-11-08 03:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by Just Wondering 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think god will answer that question after u go 2 the hell and u will like the answer very much u think its funny 2 say somthing like that 2 god or maybe u mean ur god not our god
2006-11-08 03:30:22 · answer #6 · answered by Me-- a 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
There is no such thing. Pray and ask for forgiveness.
2006-11-08 03:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
He was drunk and careless when he unintelligently designed the universe.
2006-11-08 03:51:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
to know the answer to your question one would only have to look at one thing... the platypus, LOL
2006-11-08 04:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by Lillie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's when women were created.
2006-11-08 04:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋