Mother superior was dying, Sister Mary Ann was sitting by her bedside, comforting her and reminishing about the old times. Sister Mary Ann asked the Mother Superior about the time they gone to to the zoo some 50yrs before. Suddenly she seen a tear appear in the corner of Mother Superiors eye. Sister Mary Ann asked "When that gorilla pulled you into the cage and raped you, I have to ask did it hurt." Morther superior screamed "did it hurt , did it hurt, of course it hurt he never wrote, never phoned
2006-11-07 19:10:36 · 18 answers · asked by scousey1505 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow
a bestiality rape gag
fantastic
2006-11-07 19:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Blame the postal services, he must have wrote 'cus everyone knows a Gorilla can't use the phone. 9/10
2006-11-07 20:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh sister Mary! She's too much....unnecessarily she is hurting Mother Superior by increasing her longing and craving for her 50 years old lover in the Cage, who betrayed her !!! Ha ha ha....Great One !! I Liked it !!
2006-11-07 19:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard this joke in many fromats before. Just not funny now
2006-11-08 00:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by hardupmatt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew a widow who informed her acquaintances that her husband had died of gonorrhea. i found that he had in certainty died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea. once I challenged the lady, she reported she might extremely her husband be remembered for the super lover that he wasn't than the super s8it that he become.
2016-11-28 02:57:50 · answer #5 · answered by toborg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats a cracker as we say in Ireland,,, LMAO thumbs up
2006-11-07 21:31:59 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boom boom!!!!
976 Hail Marys for you, son! Run to the Pepper Pot!
2006-11-07 19:13:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he tried to write but nuns were vetting the letters
2006-11-08 01:20:22 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No letter no telephone no sms - it really hurts really LOL
2006-11-07 20:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10 very gd
2006-11-08 03:43:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2006-11-07 20:59:18 · answer #11 · answered by sammie_wammie1971 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋