2006-11-07 19:10:23 · 18 answers · asked by toxicat13 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on." (Thomas Jefferson)
2006-11-07 23:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by cloud43 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Albert Eistein: "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results"
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
I Try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened?
"People are like potatoes. There are normal potatoes, sweet potatoes, and ones that would be better off mashed"
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
There is nothing more uncommon than a man with common
sense.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. A Kiss that's never tasted
It takes a minute to like someone, and hour to love someone, but to forget someone takes a life time.
A Kiss that's never tasted
Is forever and ever wasted.
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
"He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'."
"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
"How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street."
"A witty saying proves nothing."
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles Schulz
The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I rant, therefore I am.
Dennis Miller
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it.
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
When I can look life in the eyes, grown calm and very coldly wise, life will have given me the truth, and taken in exchange - my youth.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Enjoy these are my favourites!!!
2006-11-08 11:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1.Stop rape- Say yes!
2.Where there's a will, there's a relative
3.There are 3 types of people-those who can count and those who can't.
4.A man who goes through a turnstile sideways in the airport is going to Bangkok.
5.Panties are not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
6.It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
7. A person who runs in front of a car gets tired, a person who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
8.Virginity is like a bubble-one prick, all gone.
2006-11-08 05:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.”
“The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them.”
If you have made mistakes...there is always another chance for
you...you may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this
thing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying
down.
“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option”
“Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.”
“We have no right to ask when a sorrow comes, 'Why did this happen to me?' unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way.”
“They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.”
“Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it.”
“I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.”
“Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.” - Albert Einstein
“To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.”
“I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.”
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”
“All big things in this world are done by people who are naïve
and have an idea that is obviously impossible.”
“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
“Success is a journey, not a destination.”
“Success is getting what you want; happiness- wanting what you get”
“Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.”
“Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don't quit.”
“Success is how high you bounce when you hit the bottom.”
“You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.”
“Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you traveled from where you started”
“Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.”
“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.”
“Success is achieved by developing our strengths, not by eliminating our weaknesses”
“The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the most possible out of the stuff that has been given him. This is success, and there is no other.”
“We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.”
“The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason.”
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
“True friendship isn’t about being there when it’s convenient, it’s about being there when it’s not.”
“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”
2006-11-08 05:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're always with urself, so u might as well enjoy the company---Diane Von Furstenberg in Vogue
2006-11-08 03:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
2006-11-08 03:24:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end."
2006-11-08 03:15:12 · answer #7 · answered by sugar candy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Motto on the U.S. Currency - In God we trust
Trust God for He knows what's best for us - there's nothing for us to worry about.
2006-11-08 03:19:06 · answer #8 · answered by Peyton 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do unto others,what you would like to be treated as ( is this the right way to phrase it?)
2006-11-08 07:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by Switz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved."
- Victor Hugo
2006-11-08 03:37:16 · answer #10 · answered by junsho41 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋