2006-11-07 19:07:35 · 29 answers · asked by Socratic Pig 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would pick the weapon of WIlliam Occam's razor.
2006-11-07 19:12:55 · update #1
IF HE SHOWED, HE WOULD SWING ONCE TO THE LEFT CHEEK, SWING ONCE TO THE RIGHT CHECK, YOU WOULD SWING TO HIS RIGHT CHECK, BUT HE WOULD GRAB YOU BY THE HEAD AND SLAM HIS HEAD INTO YOUR'S CAUSING YOU TO BE DIZZY.
AS YOU FALL TO THE GROUND, HE WILL KICK YOUR RIBS A FEW TIMES, AND THEN STOMP ON YOUR HEAD WITH BOTH FEET....
THEN you would wake up and realize that it's all one big dream just like the bible.
2006-11-07 19:12:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Go ahead and tempt God you fool! When things start falling apart in your life because GOD has lifted his hand from you , and stop protecting you from every day satan tries to kill you, destroy you and your family, get down on your knees and pray for His mercy , ask His forgiveness through Jesus the Christ , and then you will know that GOD realy does exist!
You have set yourself up for the perfect test to prove that GOD exist unless you are too proud to repent unto Him. It will be interseting to watch you very closely in the near future as hell becomes your partner, and misery your bedfellow, and death you only confort. Tempt not the Lord , thy God!
Lest you see He accept your temptations and allows you to fend for yourself without His invisable protection.
2006-11-08 03:20:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the risk of making myself sound like a Bible-thumping schmuck.....
"Thou shalt not tempt the Lod, thy God."
;)
Probably shouldn't go tempting the people on here, either! I'd like to watch that duel, though.
2006-11-08 03:10:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nothing. God would not acept your challenge of a duel.
2006-11-08 03:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by LadyCatherine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is spirit. He existed before and He created all you can observed.
Do you really think you weapon would have any affect?
We worship God in spirit and in truth.
2006-11-08 03:10:40 · answer #5 · answered by J. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Either way, you're dead.
"Do you thus repay the LORD, O foolish and unwise people? Is not He your Father who has bought you? He has made you and established you."
Deuteronomy 32:6
2006-11-08 03:35:05 · answer #6 · answered by Sister Christian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't show up, because he doesn't exist. And you would win the duel. Wow! You'd beat God!
2006-11-08 03:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You will be no where, then no duel; because you may not see God.
2006-11-08 03:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by deepak57 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a duel that would make Jesus' feeding the fish to thousands look like a cheap dinner.
God would be feeding us "smoked pork", and Bacon.
Woooooo hoooooooooooooo
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2006-11-08 03:41:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ud get dueled
2006-11-08 03:10:35 · answer #10 · answered by sliccapostle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋