A little boy wanted to know what it was like to have R1, 000. His mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed for two weeks but nothing turned up. Then he decided perhaps he should write God a letter requesting the $1, 000.
When the post office received the letter addressed to God, they opened it and decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy $20. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $20 and sat down to write a thank-you letter, which read as follows; "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending me the money. I noticed that you had to send it through the government. As usual, those thieves deducted $980 for tax."
2006-11-07 19:00:43 · 15 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHA..........OH NOW THAT WAS GREAT.........
THNKS FOR THE LAUGH...............WE NEED MORE OF THAT....THNKS
2006-11-07 19:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by transvainia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, also remember - not only did the government get it's cut, but also the post office that delivered the letter.....
2006-11-08 03:06:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!! Oh my gosh!! I seriously loved this! I'm definately going to be sharing this with some of my friends tomorrow!!
2006-11-08 05:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really very good i liked this one. So a big thumbs up
2006-11-08 05:39:46 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No an innocent boy out there LOL
2006-11-08 04:30:09 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ....Up coming small genius ..with so muh knowledge about taxation and govt.attitude ! Great One !
2006-11-08 03:34:17 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for making me laugh today.
2006-11-08 03:47:22 · answer #7 · answered by Jodie S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, can't stop laughing. That's a good one.
2006-11-08 03:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by Blue R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-11-08 17:42:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! thats a good one
2006-11-08 03:07:55 · answer #10 · answered by karisma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋