A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper."
"So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she."
( I figure this guy will be the one on the milk carton! )
2006-11-07 18:43:34 · 14 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you answer mine... I answer yours... somereason yours are always funnier than mine... oh well... good one btw! But thanks for the answers.. they are so funny!
2006-11-08 15:30:24 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ill give u a 6/10
2006-11-07 18:49:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ghjjf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell im a gutter punk! (when im on the road-found a sweet gig up north for now)- hey! :) im wearin both socks today! :)
2006-11-07 20:06:23 · answer #3 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man that was hilarious! Loved it.
2006-11-09 18:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahahhaha. LMAO>LMAO hahahahahahaha,,,, Wrong move buster. LOLLMAO
2006-11-13 05:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats what i call a joke love it and a BIG THUMBS UP
2006-11-07 21:44:35 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!! oh man is he going to get it! never mess with a woman when she is PMSing!! hahahaha!!
2006-11-07 18:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must remember that one its the best I've heard
2006-11-07 22:08:22 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man that was terrific!
2006-11-07 19:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-11-07 20:32:21 · answer #10 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-07 20:20:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋