There was a clerk in a small town general store in the South. One day, a tall man entered the store and began filling a shopping cart with items.
This man was so distinctive in that he could have been the official spokesperson for Quaker Oats. He was dressed in black, very tall and had a hat just like the Quaker Oats man on the box. The clerk had never seen a Quaker before, let alone talked to one.
When the man reached the counter with his selections the clerk could hardly contain himself. "Are you a Quaker"? he asked as he was ringing up the merchandise.
"Yes," the tall man said, coldly.
"No joke?" asked the clerk, "You're really a real Quaker?"
The man, looking a little annoyed, said, "Yes, I am a real Quaker."
"Wow!" the young clerk said, "I never seen a real Quaker before. Would you say something in Quaker talk for me?"
The tall man ignored this request and waited for his merchandise to be tallied up.
As clerk finished ringing up the sale he said, "Please mister, say something in Quaker talk?"
The man finally leaned over the counter in a gesture of secrecy.
The clerk leaned forward in order to hear the quiet reply.
The man said, "Screw thee, ye **********."
2006-11-07 18:40:44 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
I laughed and laughed over this one.
I can sympathize. My accent is commented on just about everywhere I go here.
Sometimes I feel like screaming, "I come from the USA. I am a Fri**ing American!". LOL.
I am sending this to my twins. They are far from me. They will get a kick out of it. LOL.
2006-11-08 13:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a ripper,keep up the good work.
2006-11-08 02:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny my kinda joke, keep it up
2006-11-08 05:37:20 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute! Wouldn't it be "screweth thee a-s-s hole?" lol none the less its really cute!
2006-11-08 02:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 04:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont rele get it...
3/10
2006-11-08 02:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by Ghjjf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. smile
2006-11-13 13:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he - not terrible
2006-11-08 04:09:36 · answer #8 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omigosh..............
2006-11-08 05:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by wow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋