Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
2006-11-07 17:25:54 · 4 answers · asked by aznflippgurl 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Funny ....especially when you work in a all men work place its helps to read these once and a while...(nope Im not a men hater)...its just a booster :)
2006-11-07 17:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by tinkerbelle_oceane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny and here's one
Man: Can I buy u a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
2006-11-08 02:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by anna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but are you a man hater?
2006-11-08 01:31:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats the funniest thing ive ever heard
2006-11-08 01:31:39 · answer #4 · answered by mcr_concert_luva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋