Okay. It's your first day in that place commonly referred to as "Heaven". For once you have the luxury of time.
What will be the first thing you do?
2006-11-07 15:20:23 · 13 answers · asked by Samurai Hoghead 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thank God for letting me in.
2006-11-07 15:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by booellis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll humbly admit that I was wrong about there not being an afterlife, and gloat about how I was right that the jesus thing was irrelevant because I made it in to 'heaven' anyway.
2006-11-07 23:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by zmj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Esther about the words I hope to hear, and I will praise the Lord with all my heart, mind and soul!
2006-11-08 04:13:58 · answer #3 · answered by shadowdancr17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually what I hope and pray to hear will be "well done....my good and faithful servant".
Honestly? I don't think I'm either good or faithful. And if I hear that, I will fall at His feet for a very, very long time.
2006-11-07 23:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by Esther 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What will I do on my first day in heaven? Go berserk, and yell "I want out! It's hell I wanted to go to! I don't want to spend eternity with this god guy! He already drove us all mad down there! Give me the keys! Hey, St. Peter!!!"
2006-11-07 23:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Feel immense relief, exactly like I feel every time I overcome a great difficulty.
2006-11-07 23:29:14 · answer #6 · answered by Imogen Sue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hug the ancestors that preceded me, and talk to my grandmother, father's mom whom I never met here in life.
2006-11-07 23:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by mbestevez 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first thing I would do is ask God how the heck they build that GREAT PYRAMID !
2006-11-07 23:26:33 · answer #8 · answered by spir_i_tual 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
emigrate:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Heaven
2006-11-07 23:38:15 · answer #9 · answered by Barabas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would do a little 'jig', and thank God...
I must have done something right!
2006-11-07 23:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋