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married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"
2006-11-07 15:08:52 · 21 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL - a classic one man
2006-11-07 15:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reverse physiology works every time. lol good one.
2006-11-08 03:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! I've heard something similar to it, only the guy was "bowling" haha still funny though!!
2006-11-08 02:38:05 · answer #3 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one
2006-11-07 23:16:12 · answer #4 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lmfao dude where did you come up with that joke
2006-11-07 23:20:42 · answer #5 · answered by jthizz_06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah it is funny even tho i heard it before.
2006-11-07 23:10:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2006-11-08 02:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-07 23:13:41 · answer #8 · answered by citygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good!!
2006-11-07 23:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so f***in funny i am still laughing.
2006-11-07 23:11:58 · answer #10 · answered by DJ thunderdust 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋