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i would put your ego in its place lol

2006-11-07 15:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by kitten6444 4 · 0 0

Dude, you are a legend in your own mind.

You have a gigantic bloated ego, and an enormously swollen head.

I doubt seriously that, in real life, you are an irresistable hunk and girls boost your ego all the time.

Instead, you are a very resistable dork, and the only ego boosting you get is when lonely male truck drivers give you a dollar and a stale donut to shave their back hair (and give them a "happy ending" afterwards)

Get a life!!!

2006-11-07 23:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who said you were an irresistible hunk? Are you one of those guys who spends half of the time looking at himself in a mirror, and doesn't realize that no one is looking. Can people just be being nice and you alone, are feeding your ego? You are in for a very hard fall Mr. Your ego can only be deflated by you, and you alone, and I suggest you do it quickly.

2006-11-07 23:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by Ofie 2 · 2 0

The biggest turn off for women is a guy that thinks he is God's Gift to Women. Even though you think you're a "hunk" don't let it get to your head. You may be cute but it won't always last. Be both a "hunk" and a carrying and kind person. The player lifestyle only is fun for so long.

2006-11-07 23:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by Jes 3 · 2 0

Why keep it in check?!! Build it up to almost unbearable levels,
then go out on the town, flexing your muscles in your thong-style speedo and wife-beater tank. Make sure you oil up those biceps and blow dry your hair. Dang....I bet you are too hot to handle : )

2006-11-07 23:08:45 · answer #5 · answered by schweetums 5 · 2 0

Not all girls are attracted to you (including me cause l'm happily married). Girls are turned-off by guys who think they are so hot. You just dont hear what they say behind your back.

2006-11-07 23:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1 1

Those girls must be needy and they feel they need to coment on you so you will like them , im sure your not that attractive.
There all Sluts.

2006-11-07 23:09:24 · answer #7 · answered by Lanie 3 · 1 0

Wake up..Spending your life in bed dreaming isn't healthy

2006-11-07 23:07:30 · answer #8 · answered by heartache 4 · 3 0

Think of how if you ****** with the wrong girl she could cutt off your dick. so you wouldnt be so boyish anymore.

2006-11-07 23:08:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

try a big slice of humble pie

2006-11-07 23:07:46 · answer #10 · answered by kikitlive 1 · 2 0

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