During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said,
"I am sorry,but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?"
I would say:
"Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
2006-11-07 14:21:46 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kids say the darndest things!
2006-11-07 14:24:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it particularly is no longer too well mannered.. yet I consistently announce as quickly as I ought to pee to each physique (: it often is going something like this... " I ought to pee". Haha, sorry, that probebly dosen't help lots. yet i think another uncomplicated how you are able to say it may be: Drown some ants Mark my territory water the farm Pee bypass make some yellow snow Play "Firefighter" Shake the dew off my lily wash the wall blow my load in liquid gold carry out a little objective prepare make some liquid gold replenish the espresso pot Tame the dragon. Pay my toll to the sewer gods See a guy a pair of horse moist the weasle and shake the snake. drain the substantial vein Paint the yellow brick highway Pay homage to the porcelin god attempt the plumbing unroll the backyard hose Urinate (posh be conscious) Water George's bush Water the plant life kill my neighbor's backyard. suitable my objective See a guy a pair of dogs Drain the lizard Drain the snake Feed Bush Kill some weeds Make A Cheese Wizz Purge my liquid waste containment siphon the python Tinkle water the backyard Wizz Floozle the thumping hork hork. provide the floor a wash bypass quantity one million Pee (the grand unique) winkle bleed the lizard Empty my bladder Get Pissy with It permit the salmon frolic Make water relax ahhhhh Take a Squirt unencumber some surpluss Make an orange river Be organic Have a water combat faux to be a dogs get rid of something poisonous sell off my insides 'deliver returned' my Ribena. (Beep!) launch my soul
2016-10-03 09:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well here are a couple i have used.............
excuse me i need to use the restroom.
excuse me i need to make a phone call.
pardon me i need to go to the little room.
sorry, mother nature is calling.
if i don't go now, i won't have too, (only use with good friends).
i need to take leak (another one for friends).
if i have to use number two, i would say i have to make a long distance phone call.
the rest of the restaurant is very clean, now i need to check the facilities.
pardon me i need to go to the other office (i used this one at work).
excuse me i have a meeting in the conference room, i will be back. (another one i used at work).
around my friends and family, i will say i need to go to the pot.
hope this works, oh yea, i have a joke with my family, especially when we need to go number two, and we let out a large fart in the toilet, we say "just checking the porcelain to make sure it works properly!
almost forgot, when i was a little kid, i used to say i need to go to the outhouse.
and when i was in the Army, and where in the field doing duty, i would say i need to go to the woods.
2006-11-07 14:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by sister cool breeze 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I love Little Johnny and his antics.
2006-11-07 15:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. I liked your joke.
At my job, the restroom is in the direction of the rising sun so I say "I gotta go EAST."
2006-11-07 14:27:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes that has the roll on the dirty floor and laff till it hurts kinda ring to it....yep i'm going down.......lmfao
2006-11-07 14:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by kiti4u 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-11-07 15:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.I need to go to the ladies room,are I need to go to the mens room.
2006-11-07 14:33:34 · answer #8 · answered by George K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-11-07 14:23:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That little johnny is just so hilarious. i love him and ur joke too!
2006-11-07 15:18:47 · answer #10 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋