I think this is funny, do you?

Question

a guy walk into a wh0re house, he hands the owner a thousand dollors and says "I want the dirtiest, ugliest, nastiest, smelliest wh0re that you have and a bologna sandwhich." the owner says "but sir for a thousand dollors you could have the cleaniest, prettiest, sweet smelling, sexiest wh0re that we have and a steak dinner." the guys says "but you don't understand, I am not horny or hungry, I am homesick."

hahaha he probly is a big fat nasty truck driver lol I never though of that.. no I did not come up with this joke it was told to me about a year ago and I wrote it down in my journal and I found it today and though that I would share it with you Yahooooooos..

Answer 1

i'm almost peeing my pants laughing...

ok, just kidding. that gets a 10

Answer 2

I actually lol, which is something I rarely do. That was great. Here's my favorite- a dirty elephant joke. A little boy is at the zoo with his father & they're looking at the elephants. The little boy asked his father, "Dad, what's the thing hanging down there? The Dad says, Son, that's the elephant's trunk." The little boy says, "No Dad, in the back....What's the thing hanging down there?" "OK son, that is the elephant's tail." The son says, " No Dad, you know what I mean . What's the thing hanging down there?" The Dad says, "OK son, that's the elephants penis. " The son says, "How come when I was here last week with Mom, she said it was nothing?" He said, " Son, your mother's spoiled!"

Answer 3

I have heard that before, its good but i think the "guy" is actually a truck driver on the road for two weeks or something :)

Answer 4

pretty good
8 out of 10 if i say so myself

Answer 5

That is very clever. Did you think of it? If so good job.

Answer 6

Yep...I'd rate that a 7 out of 10....;)

Answer 7

hahaha funny lol i can just picture that lol

Answer 8

ho ho that was a good one, I got a good laugh out of it.

Answer 9

oh sh*t that is soooooooo wrong, but sooooooo funny

Answer 10

ha ha!! Crude but funny!!