A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
2006-11-07 14:19:35 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol: i liked it!
2006-11-07 14:21:35 · answer #1 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was great, & I'm sure you've heard all of the others before. What do you call 50 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A great start. That's an old one I have some others, but I'm brain dead right now, so maybe I can tell you tomorrow.
2006-11-07 14:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder what the real estate agent would have had to say? " you don't see me washing the chalk outline off of the floor in front of me or pulling the police tape off of the door do you?" lol
good one mr. igloo!
2006-11-07 17:42:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-11-07 15:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They the two are soooo humorous!!!! LOL!!! here's a pair for you: a community United way workplace found out that the employer had on no account gained a donation from the city's maximum effectual legal expert. the guy in fee of contributions referred to as him to cajole him to contribute. "Our learn exhibits that out of a each year earnings of a minimum of $500,000, you provide not a penny to charity. would not you prefer to furnish back to the community in some way?" The legal expert mulled this over for a 2d and replied, "First, did your learn additionally instruct that my mom is dying after a protracted ailment, and has scientific expenditures that are countless circumstances her annual earnings?" Embarrassed, the United way rep mumbled, "Um ... No." The legal expert interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and limited to a wheelchair?" The stricken United way rep began to stammer out an apology, yet become interrupted back. "Or that my sister's husband died in a site visitors accident," the legal expert's voice starting to be in indignation, "leaving her penniless with 3 toddlers?!" The humiliated United way replied, thoroughly overwhelmed, reported merely, "I had no thought..." On a roll, the legal expert decrease him off as quickly as back, "So if i don't provide any money to them, why could I provide any to you?" ======================================... a guy walks right into a positioned up workplace sometime to verify a center-elderly, balding guy status on the counter methodically putting "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts throughout them. He then takes out a fragrance bottle and starts off spraying fragrance throughout them. His interest getting the greater effective of him, he is going as much as the balding guy and asks him what he's doing. the guy says, "i'm sending out a million,000 Valentine enjoying cards signed, 'wager who?'" "yet why?" asks the guy. "i'm a divorce legal expert," the guy replies.
2016-11-28 02:46:23 · answer #5 · answered by kittredge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats a really good one lol :) kudos luved the joke lol
2006-11-07 14:38:22 · answer #6 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o wow, thats a goodie
2006-11-07 15:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe - lol
2006-11-07 15:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome
2006-11-07 14:25:21 · answer #9 · answered by Heath 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-07 14:25:07 · answer #10 · answered by phyllis_neel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah i like it.
2006-11-07 14:21:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋