This dude, we'll call him Mr. Smith, has cancer. He prays and asks God to let him take some gold to heaven. When he finally dies and goes to heaven, Peter stops him. He says:
"Yes, you're in the Lamb's Book of Life! Come in. Wait a minute! U CAN'T TAKE IT WITH U WHEN U GO!"
"But God told me I could!"
Peter goes to consult God. He comes back and says:
"Oh yes, God explained it all to me. But, uh, what's in that suitcase anyway"
He revealed the gold blocks.
"U brought pavement?"
This joke makes me DIE laughing!
#1denverfan
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2006-11-07 12:34:21 · 14 answers · asked by #1denverfan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. And people like to wear it around their necks and around their fingers. Funny!
2006-11-07 20:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by mx3baby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha 9/10
2006-11-07 23:13:59 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Pretty funny!
2006-11-07 20:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by isayssoccer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG.. LMAO that is sooo funny indeed. Ha ha.
2006-11-07 21:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by Favour 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as what the bible says,eath is no compare to heaven,maybe he didn't read that part?
2006-11-07 21:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! That's so funny! :D
2006-11-07 20:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is pretty funny and is probably true
2006-11-07 20:36:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is halarious
2006-11-07 23:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats the funny part?
2006-11-07 20:37:01 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
That is funny!!
2006-11-07 20:36:12 · answer #10 · answered by Dee I 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋