A lawyer, a doctor, and a redneck were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles back) to get some help.
A rancher was sitting on his front porch that evening when he saw the lawyer top the horizon and walk toward him. The rancher noticed that the lawyer was carrying a glass of water, so when he was within hearing distance, the rancher said, "Hi there...what are you doing carrying a glass of water through the desert?"
The lawyer explained his predicament and explained that since he had a long way to go, he might get thirsty, so that's why he was carrying the water.
A little while later the rancher noticed the doctor walking toward him with a loaf of bread in his hand. "What are you doing?" asked the rancher again.
As before, the doctor explained the situation and said that since he had a long way to go, he might get hungry and that's why he had the bread.
Finally the redneck appeared, dragging a car door through the sand. More curious than ever, the rancher asked, "Hey, why are you dragging that car door?"
"Well," said the redneck, "I have a long way to go, so if it gets too hot, I'll roll down the window."
2006-11-07 12:24:55 · 12 answers · asked by nationwide 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like something that would happen in my home town.
2006-11-07 12:39:33 · answer #1 · answered by rolandofgileadiscool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea!!! at some point while i replaced into preparing for college and that i unexpectedly hear a knock on my door. I open it and spot my little brother coated and what appears like water. It replaced into dripping everywhere.. and it replaced into allll over his clothing. I regarded at him and suggested WHAT THE... and then he suggested, " i choose help, I spilt my apple juice.. and don't tell mom." It seems it befell because of the fact he theory his cup replaced into empty and he lifted it up particularly quickly and it flew out of the cup, into the air, and on his head. OMG.. if basically u have been there Haaa ! i'm nevertheless giggling immediately!
2016-10-15 12:23:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant tell u how many times i've heard this as a blonde joke
its funnier with a blonde, srry dude
2006-11-07 12:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha dats a good one
2006-11-07 12:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by suzie. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-07 12:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boring
2006-11-07 14:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not that funny, I didn't even laugh.
2006-11-07 12:28:42 · answer #7 · answered by superboredom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was that bloke living in the middle of the desert???????????
2006-11-07 13:21:40 · answer #8 · answered by LISA P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honestly that was lame
2006-11-07 12:28:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-07 12:31:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋