A couple go on a romantic holiday on the rockies, on arrival the man decides he will go out and cut some wood. When he comes back he says to his good lady "my hands are freezing", she replies "put them in between my legs, and warm them up". Lunch time he goes out to cut some more wood, comes back and says " babe, my hands are freezing", so she replies "put them in between my legs - it worked last time". Just before their romantic meal in the evening, he cuts more wood - he comes back in and says "my hands are so cold their blue". And she replies "FOR GODS SAKE !!, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD".
2006-11-07 12:03:03 · 31 answers · asked by dan T 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont get it
2006-11-07 12:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
10 out of 10
2006-11-07 20:16:55 · answer #2 · answered by Cliff E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i get it he just wanted to put his hands right you know were so he could you know what that part was hilarious but i didnt get the last part u should have put what it meant on the bottom but overall it was good i give u a 10 over a 10
2006-11-07 20:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by iluvmypuppy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not really appealing to me, but if I were in a slightly naughtier mood, I would be laughing too much to say anything!
2006-11-07 20:16:44 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE it!!!
The young couple arrived home from an idyllic honeymoon and took up married life. But within two days the new bride went round to her parent's house in tears.
"Oh mum," she sobbed, "he was so wonderful on holiday, but now we've returned home he keeps using four letter words!"
"Oh you poor darling," sympathised Mum. "What's he saying?"
"Dust, cook, wash, iron...!"
2006-11-08 06:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-11-07 20:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. Keep them coming.
2006-11-07 20:13:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have cold ears
2006-11-08 08:07:56 · answer #8 · answered by hardupmatt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to try that out on my mates on friday, that was so funny.
2006-11-07 20:24:40 · answer #9 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-11-07 20:08:45 · answer #10 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Hilarius.
2006-11-07 20:08:28 · answer #11 · answered by han solo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋