Ordained.......... Twelve priests were about to be ordained.The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude,in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with noreaction She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.
Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up......Then all the other bells started to ring....
2006-11-07 11:56:29 · 26 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg...i wish i could record me laughing my azz off here and show it to you....lol this was good!!
2006-11-07 11:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♥D@t_bLaSiaN♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a keeper for sure. Hey, if they couldn't be priests they could be in the choir in the bell section!
2006-11-07 20:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee
2006-11-07 20:03:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am now convinced you have either bought a joke book, are related to a comedian, are a comedian or have such a good memory you remember jokes told to you years ago.......
2006-11-07 20:11:21 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-11-07 20:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny however it's told (I've seen a few versions of this)
2006-11-07 20:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was not expecting ending like that one lol very witty and amusing keep up the good work.
2006-11-07 20:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-11-07 19:58:05 · answer #8 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ! Sure there's a version where you can add children in that one.
2006-11-07 19:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats funny good one
2006-11-07 19:58:41 · answer #10 · answered by Princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋