Are Women Smarter?

Question

Are Women Smarter?


A Woman and a Man are both
involved in a car accident...

Neither are hurt, but their cars are
smashed up.

After they crawl out of their cars,
The woman says; "So you're a man - That's
intereseting. I'm a woman..."



"...Our cars are completely demolished,
yet neither of us are hurt! This must be a sign
from God!"



The man replied; "Oh yes, I completely agree
with you. This must be some sort of sign!"

The woman continued; "And look, here's another
miracle. My car is completely smashed, yet this
bottle didn't even break! How about a drink to
celebrate our good fortune?"



The man nods and drinks half the bottle,
then passes it back to her.



The woman simply puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.

"Aren't you
going to have a drink?" Asked the man.

To which the woman replies;
"No thanks. I think I'll just wait for the
cops to show up!"

Answer 1

HAHA thats so funny and yes i do think women can be smarter then men ;)

Answer 2

Yep.. women are smarter. Guys even trick each other

A guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York . It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar.

"This is a nice place. I've never been here before," he says to the guy next to him.

"Oh, really?" the other replies. "It is a nice place. It's also a very special bar."

"Why is that?" the first guy asks. "Well, do you see that painting on the far wall? That's an original Van Gogh, and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic."

"Gee, that's amazing!" says the first guy.

"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out you'll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you're pushed back up."

"No way! That's impossible," the guy scoffs.

"Not at all. Take a look," the other man replies, and with that he walks over to the window and opens it. He climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh -- he comes right back up and sails back through the window. "See? It's fun. You should try it," he says.

"Try it? I don't even believe I saw it!" the first man shouts.

"It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again." And with that, he falls out the window again. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh -- he comes right back up and sails back through the window. "Give it a try. It's a blast," he says.

"Well, what the heck, I'll give it a try," the first man says, and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10... 20... 30... 40... 50...60...70...80...90... 100+ feet and splat -- he ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk.

After watching this, the second guy casually closes the window, heads back to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."

Answer 3

Smart woman...especially since the bottle was in her car to begin with. Wonder what the cops will think of that?

Answer 4

You shouldn't have to ask.......of course we're smarter than men.....
Once upon a time a female brain cell happens to end up in a man's head. The cell looks around, but the place appears deserted. "Hello?" she shouts, but there's no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cries a little louder. Still no answer. Again, she yells - louder this time, "Hello, is there anyone there?" Then she hears a faint voice from far, far away.
"Hello! We're all down here....!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why do men like smart woman?
Opposites attract. :)

Answer 5

Zee Woman

Answer 6

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ...i love it .....and i will remember it incase anyone smashes into my car ....one up for the ladies. i do think women are clever however i do think men have brains to ...but because they do they are always thinking of complex ways to do things which doesn't always work out.. the women are able naturally to think of simple ways to do things and so quick and easy and works every time ...men do have one over on us in strength though ...that we will never beat.

Answer 7

Of course women are smarter, they spend hours getting ready before venturing out and spend a fortune on clothes,
Oh did you mean intelligent, well as Borat says.......................

Answer 8

I've heard this one before it just goes to show that women are indeed smarter and wiser than men.

Answer 9

in this case, the women was completely brilliant, making it look like the man was driving drunk, but in life in general i think both sexes are equally smart but in different ways.

Answer 10

I've heard this one before, but it cracks me up every time!