On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary.Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dove soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.(But it's *just* a suggestion!)
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on box bottom): Do not turnupside down. (Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.(But wouldn't that save more time?) (And whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operatemachinery.(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction if we just keptthose 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.(Or pets! What's for dinner?)
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdooruse only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.(Hmm, now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet,eat nuts. (have lobotomy)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does notenable you to fly. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
2006-11-07 11:44:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my daughters high chair says remove child before folding !!!!! thank god they warned me lol
2006-11-07 13:45:39 · answer #1 · answered by LISA P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Makes you wonder who they pay to come up with these warnings! I think it's hilarious. Especially the Nytol one! lol
2006-11-07 19:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty funny, its just sad that they have to put warning labels on them like that, and to think people get offended if you call them stupid.
2006-11-07 19:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
Thanks for the laugh! =D
2006-11-07 19:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are good. I have heard some before though.
2006-11-07 19:49:53 · answer #5 · answered by Allie Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh lol those are funny iu loved em
2006-11-07 19:49:37 · answer #6 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! I think they were good, but most of them are true. ^_^
2006-11-07 20:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea, I like them.
2006-11-07 19:49:38 · answer #8 · answered by Truth Hurts 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool.. funny ones
2006-11-08 06:01:56 · answer #9 · answered by matt B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are great! Too funny!!!
2006-11-07 19:48:16 · answer #10 · answered by Mimi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋