well there was this man he walked into a music store and heard MA-MA-MEEEEEso he left the music store and went to a restaraunt and he heard FORKS AND KNIVES FORKS AND KNIVES he left the restaraunt and went to a eletrician store and heard PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN so he left the eletrician store and went to court and the judge said who killed this man? the man said MA-MAMMMEEEE and the judge said wat did u kill this man with the man said FORKS AND KNIVES,FORKS AND KNIVES. then the judge said we r going to have to put u in the eletric chair then the man said PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN
lmao i thought it was really funny
2006-11-07 11:38:00 · 15 answers · asked by nationwide 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After about the millionth time hearing this is isn't funny anymore, no matter how many variations that are in it. sorry
2006-11-07 11:44:20 · answer #1 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny!
Check out my two jokes:
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-11-09 16:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this before, it was funniyer the way I heard it, you just changed a few words and killed it.
2006-11-07 12:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard another one just like it except the girl called her self blueberry hill. i thought is was kinda funny the 1st time i heard but now its kinda lame.
2016-05-22 08:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before, but he was getting beat up by the cops, and they asked if he wanted to get hit one more time. since he had heard britney spears earlier on tv, he said "hit me baby one more time!"
2006-11-07 12:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard this joke before,
it was funnier the first time
2006-11-07 11:40:23 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think this is that funny.
2006-11-07 11:41:57 · answer #7 · answered by Allie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry no funny. i get it, but its just not funny
2006-11-07 11:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok, Not funny
2006-11-07 11:41:11 · answer #9 · answered by tear drop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol
2006-11-07 12:18:17 · answer #10 · answered by bigsissytayia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋