Ha Ha funny
2006-11-07 11:13:24
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answer #1
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answered by akelaamy 5
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Funny
2006-11-07 11:53:59
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answer #2
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answered by Steve 2
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Q: how nanny vampires does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: none, they like it dark.
2006-11-07 11:37:24
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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*thinking*
Let me see....
*continues to think*
Is the question...
*takes a last moment to finalize the thought*
How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?
*claps hands stupidly together like a retard*
Thanks for the easy two points!
2006-11-07 11:25:51
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answer #4
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answered by writinggirl01 3
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Riddle- a guy is putting from the celling from an quite extreme desirable. there's certainly no longer something in this room different than a puddle of water. How did the guy commit suicide? answer: The puddle grew to grow to be precise right into a block of ice. British humour comedian tale: It grew to grow to be into Postman Pat's very final day on the activity after 35 years of carrying the mail by potential of all kinds of climate to an comparable villages and cities. jointly as he arrived on the 1st residing homestead on his direction, he grew to grow to be into greeted by potential of the completed relatives there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a cutting-edge cheque for £50. on the 2d residing homestead they presented him an 18-carat gold watch. the persons on the 0.33 residing homestead handed him a bottle of 15-3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous Scotch whisky. on the fourth residing homestead he grew to grow to be into met on the door by potential of a blonde in her undies. She took him by potential of the arm and led him up the stairs to the mattress room the area she blew his recommendations with the foremost passionate love he had ever experienced. jointly as he had had sufficient they went downstairs, the area the dumb blonde mounted him an entire George optimal proper breakfast: writer Sir Francis Bacon, Eggs, Sausage & Tomato with freshly-squeezed orange juice. jointly as he grew to grow to be into quite happy she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she grew to grow to be into pouring, he pronounced a £5 observe protruding from decrease than the cups backside section. "All this grew to grow to be into somewhat too astounding for words," he reported, "yet what's the 5 quid for?" "nicely," reported the blonde, "very final night, I recommended my husband that interior the present must be your very final day and that we'd desire to continuously carry out a little element specific for you". "I asked him what to grant you". He reported, "**** him. grant him a fiver." She smiled shyly and reported, "The breakfast grew to grow to be into my thought."
2016-12-28 15:35:58
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answer #5
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answered by ? 3
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that sucks
2006-11-08 00:15:35
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answer #6
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answered by whay i lost my ?s 6
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ok
2006-11-07 12:37:05
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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LOL
2006-11-07 11:39:41
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answer #8
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answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5
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Oooh! Thanks for telling me! ^_^
2006-11-07 11:15:30
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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2006-11-09 09:32:58
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answer #10
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answered by Darkest_Twilight 2
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