A blond and a brunette were walking down the street when they passed a Florist. The brunette glanced in the window and saw her husband inside. Brunette says "Oh no, I just saw my husband in there buying me flowers again.
Blond says " What's so bad about that?"
Brunette says "It means that for the next few days I'll be lying on my back with my legs in the air."
Blond says "What? You don't have a vase?
2006-11-07 10:48:41 · 18 answers · asked by yolkyolk 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u funny girl.
personally I prefer brunettes,
2006-11-07 10:52:24 · answer #1 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy cow! A Smart blonde!
Did hell freeze over? Perhaps I entered a space/time anomaly while walking from the lobby to my desk and I am now in an alternate universe.
Anywho, awesome joke, thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-07 19:07:56 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!! Thanks for the laugh, girl! :)
Here's another blond/brunette joke:
Q) What's dumber than 3 brunettes trying to build a house under water?
A) 3 blonds trying to burn it down
LOL! XD
2006-11-07 18:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by Crystal ♥'s Raymond 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so your telling me brunettes ARE more whorey then blondes? i don't know if i can except this. it goes against everything i know. well i guess i have no choice but to trust you. i mean you are a brunette
2006-11-07 19:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by zerohour 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a blond, and I don't even (get the picture)!! What does she mean " you don't have a vase?"
2006-11-07 18:52:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it many times before - but always funny!!
2006-11-07 19:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is a goodie. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-11-08 07:00:32 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuckyy if someone told me that i would definetly buy them a vase
2006-11-07 18:51:14 · answer #8 · answered by watchoutidance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I've heard that one before
2006-11-07 19:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I have a vase, LOL.
But really..........what is the question???
=D
2006-11-07 18:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by DUDE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋