This is a funny/cheesy joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

Okay, so there was this island called "Tridia." The people that lived on the island were called "trids." Every monday, the trids would line up in front of the giant's cave so he could kick the trids. The trids loved to be kicked. So, one monday, all the trids lined up to be kicked when a Rabbi came to the island on the boat. The Rabbi wanted to be kicked, too. So he asked one of the trids if he could be kicked, and the trid answered, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids!"

LMFAO!!!, that makes me laugh so hard! XD

Answer 1

Oh My God, Its so stupid, but i just can't stop laughing!!!!! lol....

Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 2

What's brown and sticky? ....A stick. What happened when the bull went into a china shop? ...He had a smashing time! God said to Moses "Come forth!" ...He tripped and came fifth What's the difference between a rottweiler and a poodle? ....If a rottweiler starts humping your leg, you let it finish 2 Blondes are walking along the street. One blonde says "Oh, look...a dead bird" The other blonde looks up and says "where?" What is the difference between coffins and condoms? ...They both hold something stiff, but one's coming and one's going The best pick up line I've ever heard; ' Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?' (Apparently it's very effective) Why did the motorbike stop moving? ...It was two-tired Where do you find a dog with no legs? ...Right where you left him Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side? ....He's all right now What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? ...An egg What is the last thing that goes through a flys mind when it hits a windscreen? ...Its a,r,s,e What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? ...Dam What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? ...A nervous wreck What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? ...Anyone can roast beef PS- thought your joke about the chicken factory was good! Gave me a giggle Thought the egg-cellence of the egg joke is a bit egg-aggerated though...

Answer 3

*cough* Okay...
Things to do in an elevator:

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, They open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space!"

27.) ask "excuse me, my butt itching, can anyone scratch it for me?" (you are holding things in your two hands)

28.) Turn against the wall and start talking to the wall.

29.) Look at your "invisivle" watch, and take your wrist and ask one of the people "Is this time right?"

30.) Start hummong really loudly like you are meditating "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

31.) start doing jumping jacks.

32.) Look at your hand and say out load "woooooow, coool" and wave your hand at the people and say "isn't it wow and cool?"

33.) Sit on the floor and close your eyes, and start snoring really loudly.

34.) Look suddenly at the floor of the elevator and start screaming at the "invisible" squirrel.

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Answer 4

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! that was so funny i had to write that joke down to tell my friends cause we like 2 tell jokes alot they r going to be laughing their *** off lol

Answer 5

Ha hah ha! Now we see how that feels to be left out! ^_^

Answer 6

LOL funny

Answer 7

Iit's cute and clean! I like it!

Answer 8

It looks stupid, but it sounds cute.

Answer 9

LOL..THANX FOR THE TWO POINTS...

Answer 10

you pegged it - its is funny and cheesy!! LOL