2006-11-07 10:18:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama is so ugly she looked in a mirror and got arrested for mooning
2006-11-07 10:22:45 · answer #1 · answered by Tygge 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Yo mama's so ugly she makes blind kids cry!
*Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death!
*Yo mama's so ugly she put the boogie man out of business!
*Yo mama's so stupid she saw a sign that said Wet Floor so she did.
*Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said To Be Continued!
*Yo mama's so fat that when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up!
*Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!
2006-11-07 12:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so FAT...
She fell down and the radio skipped
She fell down and broke her leg and gravy came out
She once got the flu and was sick for 5 days and her neighborhood McDonalds had to lay people off
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
When she has to haul ***, it takes her three trips
Yo Momma is so funky:
She smiles and traffic slows down
She looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock
2006-11-07 10:33:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
there are so many lol
-your mama is so fat that when she wears heels she strikes oil
-your mama so fat that when she wears a raincoat people yell taxi
-your mama is so fat she has her own area code
-your mama is so fat she has to shower in the garden with a hose
There is just a few hope it helps :)
2006-11-07 10:37:41 · answer #4 · answered by natasha v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"yo mama's so fat it takes 2 buses and a custom just to get on her sturdy side" "yo mama's so fat she will't even leap to a end" %. up line; "miss you need to be leaving the rustic" "why?" "because of the fact your packin that a lot @ss"
2016-10-15 12:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
yo momma so poor when she walks in her front door she falls out the back.
yo momma so fat she had to use a mattress as a tampon.
yo momma so fat God said "let there be light" and he had to move her.
yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
2006-11-07 10:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by scape.squad.story 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo momma so stupid, she went to the YMCA ans said, "aww damn they spelled MACY's wrong."
Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifegaurd.
Yo momma so short she could backflips UNDERNEATH the bed!
Yo momma so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk!
Yo momma so stupid she thought cheerios were donut seeds
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to go to a free clinic.
Yo momma so poor she put a 25 cent bag of chips on layaway.
2006-11-07 10:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I got this one from my kids... Yo Mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it says... 'to be continued'
2006-11-07 10:21:49 · answer #8 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mama's gums are so black, she spits out chocolate milk!
2006-11-08 14:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by Renee` 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i dont remember any good jokes, but when napoleon dynamite came out my mom was taking college courses. people came up to me all the time and said "your mom goes to college!".
i just looked at them for a couple seconds and said "yeah, she does. who told you?"
i also your mom joked my friend when her mom was right there. that same friend also your mom joked her brother, which was funny beyond all reason, all the more so because it took both of them a couple seconds to get it.
2006-11-07 10:24:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋