A very nice guy takes this girl out one night on a date and he's not one to kiss and tell. So the next day his friends call him up wanting the details to see if they ended up having sex. He was very truthful and told his friends "no we didn't, we were very affectionate, we did everything but sex." His friends had seemed dissapointed at the time and about an hour later the girl came over to his house and yelled at him saying "You told everyone we had BUTT SEX!!!???
2006-11-07 10:12:04 · 22 answers · asked by Jeremy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHA i just choked on a Cheeto LOL Thanx 4 da lauph but you almost comited a murder..... :D
2006-11-07 10:17:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, man! That's a good one! I'm cracking up on here today. This one's almost like that telephone game kids play, where just a word gets changed or left out and leaves a completely different meaning.
2006-11-07 18:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by Avie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude not as funny. listen to this
There was a little girl and she HATED sunday school.
She always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked her a question. Christie? Who created the earth? A little bot named Johnny behind her jabbed her with a pencil. Immediatly she shouted " GOD AlMIGHTY!" and she fell back asleep. Again her teacher asked her a question. Christie, who is our savior? and again, Johnny jabbed her in the back. "JESUS CHRIST!" christie shouted. "Good" said the teacher. And again christie fell back asleep. Then, the sunday school teacher asked her Christie? What did Eve say after she had hre 19th child? and again Johnny jabbed her in the back. " DAMN IT! IF YOU JAB THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF!
2006-11-07 18:21:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Excellent, nice.
2006-11-07 18:58:44 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA your friends rock! you shouldnt have said anything, just left it. I would try and tell her that you didnt say that, then tell your friends that you did not say that at all!
2006-11-07 18:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by jacks my boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg thats happened to me.
2006-11-07 19:40:11 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you do the anal then keep it safe nobody wants hemroids
PS is this a story about yourelf o yah thats sick
2006-11-07 19:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by cmadolphson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. That's a pretty big mistake.
2006-11-07 18:21:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oK. its like that game telephone. whatever you say, its gonna come out different in the long end
2006-11-07 18:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get the teepee
2006-11-07 18:15:09 · answer #10 · answered by who da wha? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋