not saying blondes are dumb ok here one two blondes walk into a building you would think one of them would of seen it lol
2006-11-07 10:03:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
- when you slap them, the mosquito stops sucking
HAHAHA that's hella funny
cracked up all day
2006-11-07 10:36:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say something stupid?
A: She opens her mouth!
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said, ''DON'T WALK.''
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see ''Closed for the Winter''.
2006-11-07 10:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by Sandeep S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know quite a few blond jokes. One of them is...
A redhead, brunette, and a blond are all on top of a forty story building. The three of them jump off at the same time. Which one lands on the sidewalk last?
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Answer: The blond. She had to stop and ask for directions.
2006-11-07 11:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Putting the handbrake on.
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
What does a blonde say after sex? So, all you guys are on the same team?
2006-11-07 10:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by rosbif 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha i love urs
but heres mine
a blonde was driving down the rode
she stoped at a field and saw another blonde rowing the boat in the middle of the field
she stood at the edge of the feild and yelled
ITS BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US BLONDES A BAD NAME IF I COULD SWIM I WOULD GO OUT THEREW AND KICK YOUR @$$!!
lol i love that joke
2006-11-07 10:13:22 · answer #5 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Na. Not funny. Matter of fact we should drop the category altogether. Know what they say?Blonds have more fun? I think the inverse is true. I think it's a sign of bitterness on the part of any on some misconception about them that they ' didn't score a blond.' Disgusting. A little respect all around is due. Bum jokes are in order though. Lots o' bums in the world who deserve it, though.
2006-11-07 10:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'm not saying Paris Hilton is dumb, but whom else uses a clothes iron to make a grilled-cheese sandwich?
2006-11-07 10:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by blooutflash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you tell if a blond is having a bad day?
She has a tampon on her ear and can't find her pencil.
2006-11-07 10:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to blonde jokes .com
2006-11-07 10:06:00 · answer #9 · answered by marc f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know why blonde jokes are so short? So the rest of you get the punch line. :-)
2006-11-07 10:05:05 · answer #10 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋