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Millions of people before us believed in Zeus and they didn't see him. Why do do we mock him by rejecting him today? Do you see nitrogen dioxide hydroxy palitoxol? No, but you know it exists. Therefore, both Zeus and the Loch Ness exist. May Zeus have mercy on you!

2006-11-07 09:44:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

TO THE SARCASTICALLY CHALLENGED: This is satirical. It's sarcastic. It's not meant to be taken literally.

2006-11-07 09:47:24 · update #1

I pray battonbutterfly saw the sarcasm and just answered using dead pan humor. Please, oh please, oh please let this be true.

2006-11-07 09:50:35 · update #2

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Zeus is Lord! (Homeric Hymn to Zeus)
Praise Nessy!
;-)

2006-11-07 09:52:57 · answer #1 · answered by Ivan 2 · 1 0

I appreciate sarcasm also, but prefer to answer seriously a well-put question.

I have never heard of nitrogen dioxide hydroxy palitoxol. Putting chemical names together doesn't mean the supposed compound actually exists! A chemical demonstration or diagram of the actual molecule's form would suffice as proof.

Zeus may actually exist as a spirit, I don't know. If it does, however, it lacks both the "juice" and the righteousness to qualify as God, even in it's own pantheon/mythology. Such a being qualifies as a demon in my religion, and therefore not worthy of worship.

Nessie may exist. If it does, it is a natural creature. There are lots of animals/plants/things that have yet to be officially documented by scientists. I'm kind of hopeful on Nessie's part. It's a big lake!

2006-11-07 10:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0 0

you may not see nitrogen dioxide hydroxy palitoxol, but there are scientific ways of finding out that it IS there, once you show me a science experiment where you get cold hard proof that zeus and the loch ness monster exist, i'll believe you

2006-11-07 09:48:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

because the Truth has come among us He is Jesus the Son of God,and he gave us to know His truth.
I was not created by this zeus or the loch ness monster, nor redeemed by them either,and finally you cannot mock that which is not reality.

2006-11-07 09:51:03 · answer #4 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0 0

Praise be to the mighty all-powerful Loch Ness Monster!!!!

2006-11-07 09:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by Da Vinci's Code 3 · 1 0

Praise Zeus!

2006-11-07 09:48:14 · answer #6 · answered by Thegrip 2 · 1 1

Amen (as in Amen-Ra)!

2006-11-07 09:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 1 0

beautiful

2006-11-07 09:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by bc_munkee 5 · 0 1

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