My vibro, which brings me heaven. Rabbit be thy name. Till Kingdom come, thy makest me kum, on earth with eyes on heaven. Give me this day my daily thrill, and forgive me my screams, as I forgive flat batteries. Lead me not into temptation, but deliver me from frustration. For thine is the rotation,the power and the buzzing, for ever and ever, no men!
2006-11-07 09:29:39 · 20 answers · asked by chutney 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it 3 weeks ago and couldn't remember it so thanks for posting it again, its bloody funny....
ignore the bible bashers this is the joke page...........
2006-11-07 09:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
2006-11-07 17:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by A~Nnacho 2 · 6⤊ 5⤋
i believe god has a sense of humour, more than some of the strung-out on here 2nite.
wow lighten up people it's only a joke!
anyway hee hee from me.
LOL
:)
2006-11-07 17:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I'd appreciate your wit except that I'm afraid to burn in Eternal Hell with you and your melting vibe by my side, so I'll decline a compliment!!! Knock it off!!!
2006-11-07 17:34:10 · answer #4 · answered by fried_twinkie1 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Very disrespectful, especially to call it "The Lords Prayer"
2006-11-07 18:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by peppersmama0522 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Okay, that one really did have me LOL-ing. I'd never heard that one before, but I love it!
2006-11-07 18:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by Avie 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
good job it wasn't Mohamed's prayer you be a goner now
2006-11-07 17:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't a donkey have more impact than a rabbit?
2006-11-07 17:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Wow, that is pitiful...you should be ashamed. Some stuff just shouldnt be made into jokes.
2006-11-07 19:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by Jessie 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
funny, my gf likes these as well. Though not nearly as much as the real thing :-)
2006-11-07 17:33:13 · answer #10 · answered by A True Gentleman 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
ummm sort of Blasphemist but funny
2006-11-07 17:31:32 · answer #11 · answered by Miz AmERYKA 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋