Ex President Bill Clinton and President George W. Bush are riding on a train with a spectacular blond woman and a fat old one. The train goes through a tunnel turning the car dark, and there is a loud audible slap. When the train emerges, there is a red handprint across Clinton's cheek. Each person had their own thought of the incident:
The Sexy Blond: That dirty old Clinton! He must have wanted to touch me, but instead he felt the fat woman up and she smacked him.
The Fat Woman: That scoundrel Clinton! He must have tried kissing the blond girl, and she smacked him.
Clinton: Bush must have touched the blond, and she smacked me by mistake.
Bush: I hope we go through another tunnel soon, so I can smack Clinton again!
2006-11-07 09:26:38 · 13 answers · asked by writinggirl01 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-11-07 09:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha A good one!
2006-11-07 10:03:50 · answer #2 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A million comedians out of work, and I get stuck with you!
Thanks for the pts
2006-11-07 11:26:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
A very good one! And wayyyyy too funny!
2006-11-07 10:17:51 · answer #4 · answered by Avie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-11-07 09:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by sarahl_smith381 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-07 10:12:12 · answer #6 · answered by LovelygalCA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-07 10:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smack him 4 me 2!!
2016-05-22 08:32:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was some good stuff
2006-11-07 09:39:18 · answer #9 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-11-07 19:43:11 · answer #10 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋