and raped in a lane. First nun says "god forgive them for they know not what they do" the second nun says "Oh god, this F**ker does".
2006-11-07 09:23:21 · 14 answers · asked by chutney 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMBO! ... that was good ☺
2006-11-07 11:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by i♥basketball 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 Nuns Driving Through Transylvania When DRACULA Jumped Out in Front Of There Car
1st Nun Says Quick Show Him Your Cross .
2nd Nun Says **** OFF you Fanged Tooth Bastard
2006-11-07 09:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by rhijoa 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3 nuns accosted in the Dark by a sinister man.
1 had a heart attack
2 had a stroke.
and 3 couldn't reach!
hee hee hee!
:)
2006-11-07 09:58:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can only answer this with words of wisdom: You can be a friend to a nun, but you musn't get into the habit.
I thank you!
2006-11-07 10:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by stef555stef 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
their was a gay guy that was in a gaybar not noing the cost he didnt have enough money to pay the bar tender so the gay guy ask him if i can beat you at barfootball will it be on the house the bartender think and sead ok not noing how to play so the *** told him the *** sead slide me a beer and he did *** threw it on the ground the bartender whent to bendover(to pix it up)the *** yells intersepsion i win.
2006-11-07 12:52:26 · answer #5 · answered by cmadolphson 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol nuns hahaha lmao joke above me
2006-11-07 09:30:11 · answer #6 · answered by Helena 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Soooooo where's the joke! Did I miss it! They don't do anything else!? That joke was like a dry hump at the age of 21! Totally unsatisfying!
2006-11-07 09:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Hey, she should say "I am having nun of that, young man!"
LMAO
2006-11-07 09:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Behavin 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm going to have to tell that one at my next family get-together. (They're mostly Catholics.) Egads, I'm so bad.
2006-11-07 10:14:23 · answer #9 · answered by Avie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-07 09:30:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋