Pool party? (another funny email to share)?

Question

A rich white man in North Carolina decided that he wanted to throw
>a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited
>Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood.
>
>He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone
>was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ
>and flirting with the women.
>
>
>At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator
>in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone
>who has the balls to jump in."
>
>The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
>everyone turned around an d saw Leroy in the pool!
>
>Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ***! Leroy was jabbing the
>gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
>throwing punches, doing all kinds of **** like head butts and chokeholds,
>biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like
>some kind of Judo
>Instructor.
>
>The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator
>were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let
>it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.
>
>Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at
>him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a
>million dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
>
>The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
>
>How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it,"
>answered Leroy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
>That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?
>" Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then
>what do you want?"
>
> > Leroy said,
> > "I want
>the name of the muthafucka who pushed me in the pool

Answer 1

heard it before leroys stupid =O

Answer 2

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!"

The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited. After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind.

The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!" The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"

Answer 3

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Answer 4

drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ
and flirting with the women.black man drownin thats some FUNNY SHEET were u *** up SHEET
jus jokin about the black man drownin .
out

Answer 5

That was a good one.This was one of those jokes that you just know is going to be funney so you start laughing before you finish reading the whole thing! GOOD ONE

Answer 6

LOL. ..... and had that been me, I would have found out who done it, one way or the other! LOL.

Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!

Answer 7

Good One, for a minute I thought this was going to be a bit offensive, But that was good. Fu*king hilarious, Thanks! LOL

Answer 8

lol i've heard that before. ^_^ OMG! lmao about that joke someone else put on here. ^_^

Answer 9

funny